Well gosh darn it this is the most rare of all PS4 models. Only one made in the entire universe. You wanted rare? To bad. You wanted limited? WELL SHUT UP
Now…You want a super omega colossus PS4 PRO? Well holy shizzballs I got one.
This bad boy packs:
1 super omega colossus PS4 PRO MODEL with an awesome 1 terabyte of a hard drive capable of atomic saving capabilities.
A controller so controlling you won’t even feel like you’re in control.
Power and charging wires so pristine and sexy they’re invisible. Almost.
A wired headset that’s wirelessly wired to connect to the controller offering sounds beyond human hearing capacity. WOW
You’re an intelligent, gorgeous human being. It only make sense you want this. I know you do. And damn right you should!
You’ll be glorified, honored and praised. Every human/alien in universe wants this. Even Thanos. So don’t miss this opportunity.
So, you’ve decided to purchase? HELL YES YOU HAVE! You’re astute and capable . BUT you’re gonna have to pay…and I’m talking big bucks. Bucks that you cant even imagine having. You better be able to sh!t bucks to even think of purchasing this.
You obviously have the testes to buy it…I know you do and well, you’re one lucky son of a bizz notch. And I’ll donate most of the money to a cause of your choosing. Message me